Brief Comment on the Cricket

¶ Published Tuesday, January 8th at 6:50 pm ∞ In Cricket, Sports1 Comment »

Few things have emerged, and will emerge, during the next couple of weeks. But let’s assume the following:

  • Bhajji doesn’t get banned. As a matter of fact, he is not banned; the ICC have caved in to BCCI’s demands. But after the proposed hearing let us assume he is free to play the rest of the series; or the Perth test, at least.
  • Brad Hogg does/does not get banned. The irrelevance of this assumption will be discussed in detail later.
  • Bucknor is removed (which has already happened), and we have error free umpiring for the rest of the series.

Now, here is a prediction of events that will unfold from the next test match. This isn’t a wild prediction, but one would tend to agree, upon reading this, that it is certainly possible.

  • The third test at Perth, having the quickest and bounciest wicket in Australia and, arguably, the world, would render Harbhajan’s presence in the side unnecessary. He gets dropped from the Perth test.
  • Brad Hogg’s place in the side would similarly be surplus to requirements. A new monster, in Shaun Tait, whose pace could at times make Brett Lee look like a Venkatesh Prasad, is unleashed — much like Lee was in 1999.
  • Umpiring decisions would be largely irrelevant, as the Aussies would not even break sweat had they been asked to pick 15 Indian wickets per innings. The pace and movement would be just too much for us Indians. (May I suggest an innings defeat?) In hindsight, I am surprised how the last two tours to Australia never saw us play in Perth.

The only way India could have done anything to gain respectability in this tour would have been to have won in Sydney, accepted defeats in Perth and Melbourne, and tried to draw in Adelaide. Ideally, they could have batted sensibly in Melbourne but that is asking for too much.

Easier said than done, but surely, a repeat of 2003 was asking for too much anyway.

Which is why I was really keen on BCCI calling off the tour on the pretext of Harbhajan’s ‘racial abuse’ situation — in a damage limitation exercise. That way, we could say, we lost the first test and didn’t really lose the second. In fact, some would lay claim to a 1-1 result. Heads held high, moral victory — rhetoric that normally means more to us than actual wins.

The Customary Post That Gives Hope

¶ Published Monday, January 7th at 10:13 am ∞ In Personal, General Rubbish2 Comments »

Much has changed around since the last blog post. In fact, three posts have been published since my last theme change, disregarding the two asides posts, and I sit here contemplating switching to more attractive themes. Common sense, and a little bit of inertia, would reign here and the blog stays as it were — in appearance at least.

One would wonder, though, why someone wouldn’t update his personal blog as often as he would, say, some other blogs. There is no clear reason, really. The personal blog would be updated when there is an inspiration — a will to write something; anything actually. It would, however, seem preposterous to assume that nothing seemed even remotely inspirational enough to trigger some thought juices, all these months. So I will seek to answer these piercing questions from despondent readers with excuses such as ‘being busy’ and ‘lack of anything worth writing about’.

Which begs the question, ‘Why today, then?’

I am rather happy to announce that I am in India at the moment. In fact, I have been for the past 3 weeks here. Chennai represents the best place to be in India during the wintry months of December and January; the temperature hovers between 16 to 26C. Hardly something, one would describe as chilly.

The same however, could not be said of the traffic, dust and the general pollution. I’ve never really been a fan of Al Gore going on about his theories — I do believe in global warming part, but never really got why Gore got so worked up about it — but I do see now, why he’s been a tad anxious. The dust and smoke left me with a bad cold (or was it flu? I can’t decide) for the past week.

I don’t know, maybe it’s my immune system acting up; the gentle environment back in the States can compromise your body’s security system.

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It’s interesting to see the amount of paranoia one can get enveloped in, after spending a little over a year in the States. I’ve been surprised with myself about this; I think twice now before drinking water at a perfectly decent restaurant — which isn’t like me at all. Vicki’s Maggi in those good old Roorkee days taught me enough about drinking and eating just about anything that came one’s way.

I am sure I would be my normal self soon. But by then I would be heading back to the US. Just a week to go, now.

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I have been pleasantly surprised at the online-ness of things, as far as booking tickets goes. And I am talking about railway and inter-state bus tickets here. I know the railways had this online ticketing thing a while back. But then, it used to be a case of booking tickets online and getting them delivered to your place. Now it’s a case of booking them online and printing out the pdf form of the ticket, and of course, carrying some form of ID while travelling. The same is true of inter-state bus transport. At least, it’s true of Karnataka.

Old hat for my fellow resident Indian readers, but refreshing for our lot.

While on the subject of transport, it is also nice to see air-conditioned Volvo buses being introduced in Chennai (I hear Bangalore also has done that). I am talking about the bus service for intra-city commutes; not the long distance, inter-city/state ones. They aren’t too expensive either, although a little improvement in the frequency would help.

I like the progress, but still wouldn’t buy into the hype NDTV Profit would want me (and especially, my family members) believe; that India will reign supreme — economically and otherwise — within a decade.

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I am yet to watch Billa which, I hear, is an extremely kewlly shot movie. And it is incidentally Ajith’s biggest hit of his, rather undistinguished, career. That, somehow, doesn’t sit too easily on my ears. A movie that picked Nayanthara, of all actresses, to sport a two-piece bikini couldn’t be that big. But it is customary for me to go and watch a Tamil flick in the cinema hall during every one of my visits to Chennai. So there.

While still on the movie, and for the benefit of North Indian (or rather, non-Tamil) readers, Billa (circa 2007) is a remake of a 1980 film of the same name. The 1980 movie was a Rajnikanth starrer, which sort of explains the hype surrounding this one; stories about Rajni hugging Ajith after watching the premiere of the movie, thus expressing his satisfaction at the remake, were also good enough reasons for someone to want to watch the movie, apparently.

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And I am not sure how many are actually reading this. So kindly drop by and say ‘Aye’. Would make this exercise (of writing this post) well worth the while.

Half-Baked Thoughts on Om Shanti Om

¶ Published Saturday, November 17th at 4:03 am ∞ In Movies, Entertainment2 Comments »

I haven’t been off the TV loop, I can assure you. It is among the only things, these days, that I seem to have the time for. This, in no way, means I am too busy with my life, or whatever that is supposed to be. It could, however, mean that my attention span is decreasing at an alarming rate.

But I love my TV shows. Before getting to them — in a future post — some minor observations have cropped up, so far, that needs addressing.

I saw bits and segments of Om Shanti Om. From it, I could gather that Shah Rukh Khan dies and is reborn as another Shah Rukh Khan. He is, of course, not known as Shah Rukh Khan in the movie but as Om Kapoor (or as they call him OK). Although that is just a technicality. His love interest is called Shanti in the movie. So the two Om’s sandwiching Shanti in between give the title Om Shanti Om. Except, Shanti, who also dies, comes back again (as Shanti, presumably, because I saw only bits and segments) which would make it Om Shanti Om Shanti. Er, I must think again before I make up my own theory.

Said bits and pieces of the movie, however, did give me a guided tour of Bollywood. The stars, that is. I was hoping to spot some new face in the “31 stars” song. After all, I have been woefully out of touch with Bollywood, lately. Seems I did miss quite a bit.

Mithun, Jeetendra and Tusshar Kapoor (correct me if the spelling has changed) are big stars now. I mean they are back again. And Amitabh Bachchan is on the wane. After all, the movie is meant to showcase Bollywood, no?

I don’t have a problem with the former two but I do have some issues with Tusshar Kapoor. His mere presence in a movie goes against anything one would believe in. Anything. Note the use of the word ‘anything’ here. It is a vague choice of word, but so is he. How he’s there in a Farah Khan movie that showcases the Bollywood Parivar with SRK, presumably, the head of it all is beyond me. And Zayed Khan too.

The movie, I hear, is running to packed houses. So then I think it must be a brilliant movie, no? Surely we wouldn’t doubt the choice of the billion, would we?

Johnny Gaddar, someone tells me, is a good movie. He uses the adjective Tarantino-ish to describe it. Someone points out to Saawariya. And another friend tells there is a movie called Laaga Chunari Mein Daag. I thought it was an old song. But I was instantly ticked off when I heard Rani Mukherji was in the movie, and as a prostitute. Hoarse voiced women don’t enthuse me much. Which is, of course, no offence meant to hoarse voiced women reading this thing.

Yesterday, someone — yes, someone is telling me a lot of things these days — told me about a movie called Speed. It is a Hindi movie, I was told. To the movie’s credit, it is not a remake of the Keanu Reeves starrer. Although, it might have been lifted off another Hollywood flick, the name of which does not strike me at present.

So, as you see, I am spoilt for choice at the moment. Joy!

Till next time.

Bauer Is Back…

¶ Published Friday, October 26th at 5:35 pm ∞ In Entertainment, T.V.3 Comments »

… and so is Tony Almeida. Yes, really. The same Tony Almeida who was apparently killed off in season 5.

I know, it might sound a little weird. But then, I guess it is perhaps the best move made by the writers, yet — after the dud that was season 6. Bringing back the dead is probably the only way this show could get a kick back into gear. At the end of season 6 we really didn’t have many characters to like or even care about. Even Jack’s predicament appeared a little contrived.

Hopefully, Tony’s return — albeit, as a rogue agent — might help bring this show back from the abyss.

On a slight tangent, it is strange to see the Youtube videos of the trailers taken down due to copyright infringement. Teasers build interest into shows, and if that sort of publicity comes free in terms of viral videos, I don’t understand why these network bigwigs would want to shut them down. The above video is taken off Dailymotion. Watch it while it lasts.

Oh, and a nod to Mathew for telling me about the new trailer of Season 7.

The Big Aappilzh

¶ Published Friday, October 26th at 6:47 am ∞ In Personal1 Comment »

Some things have changed in these parts. Not just the blog, but also things in the life of yours’ truly. Although, there hasn’t been anything resembling the remarkable, surely, three months (since the last post) is a long enough time in one’s existence for something to have happened. Or so one would be led to believe.

Before I move ahead, a small apology to all those left in the lurch is in order. Refreshing the site, looking for updates all these months might have been a tad tiring, I must admit. For that reason, I express my regrets. And, in order to make up for that I have installed, on top of this page, a gigantic RSS feed button. You could click on that button and add my feed to your reader — thus curtailing your urge to refresh my blog, and hence, unburdening my server to a certain degree. For the heavy RSS feed users, I can assure you that my posts will be sporadic for most part. So my blog couldn’t possibly be blamed if your RSS feed crashes.

Back to normal things, I haven’t had anything exciting to talk about. Really. But I could still go on about how excessively boring an existence I have led in the months past. Because, to be fair, I am not an extremely interesting person to be around with. Oh, I do talk about random pseudo-techy-internety stuff at times. Or, in other times, I talk about Twenty20 and football. And if the person is right, I would go on about TV shows for hours. But mostly, life is spent in the confines of my apartment, more so, with the, earlier than usual, impending cold that is beginning to set in in these parts.

Which is why, it might be a little surprising to the few, who know me particularly well, that I undertook a trip to New York in August. I’ll be modest, at this point, when I say that it was just three days. But three days it was. And for the frog that managed to get out of its well, it must be quite the feat, one would think. Of course, that analogy was mentioned for its metaphorical purpose.

New York, though, is diverse. It strikes you quite emphatically, the moment you step into the arrivals zone of the airport. From what I could make out, Chinese, Korean, Russian(?), Turkish, Arabs… apart from the teeming desis (passengers as well as porters) made up the ethnic composition of JFK International. It is a far cry from the southern state of Texas that I’ve spent my Stateside life in. Down here, diversity would represent hordes of Mexican workers mixed with desis, of my neighbourhood, followed by a smattering of, what the politically correct would term, African-Americans. There seems to be more African-Africans than African-Americans in my University, at least, but then I digress.

My first impressions of New York City, though, were none too pleasant. Being used to the luxuries of space that Texas afforded, standing amidst the lot of crowded people in the subway, brought visions of India. I am equating the idea of being in a crowded place to India and not bad impressions. Turns out, the night I went to NYC it rained heavily and from reports, the city was perilously close to being hit by a tornado.

Such disappointment it was, that the city faced only heavy showers and not a tornado. The disappointment was writ on the faces of people everywhere, and that changed to panic, as trains and cabs stopped service for a good part of the day. My plans for the day was visibly wrecked. The only good that came of it was that I was excused from attending a formal seminar of my uncle, which would have required me to be in the best of my behaviour — both, my diction (as in general conversation) as well as dinner etiquette.

All that, however, was only temporary and I had to get ready for my uncle’s big evening. So the sparingly used, three-year old Raymond’s suit was out and ironed. A few minutes later, a glance at the mirror and the realization that I haven’t grown too much in either direction hits me. The event went off well, which I realized upon my arrival at the venue was organised by Forbes.

The next day was spent looking at the Statue of Liberty, a walk past ground zero and Times’ Square in the evening. I liked the lights of the place. It was just as I expected and saw so much on TV. As I walked around the place, with an old friend, a wax statue of Samuel L. Jackson was a little intriguing. A nice little lady showed us some flyers with some special discounts, and we were, in no time, inside a certain Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum. It was a much smaller version of the more famous musueum in London. Predictably, for a person generally uninterested in such displays of art, I wasn’t too excited by what I saw. So a quick tour, followed by a quick exit, was the end of the day.

The best part of the New York trip, though, was the take-off from La Guardia airport. The immensely dense concrete jungle of Manhattan, the green speck on a blue body that was the Statue of Liberty, and the long coastline visible from the top was a sight to behold. I was surprised that I could appreciate landscape (seascape?) of that kind.

It’s a shame, really, that I couldn’t take a photograph of the view. I was told in-flight by a sweet voice in the customary announcements that no electronic item was supposed to be active during take-off.

In my defence, it was a compelling voice. I had to comply.

P.S: Credit where credit is due. The unusual modification (or Tamilisation/Tamizhisation) of the word ‘Apple’ in the title was thanks to the creative genius that is Keerthi. I am, of course, being tongue-in-cheek as I say this.

  • Now that I did break my long term absence from the blog, I thought I’d put up one more post. Although the purpose of this post is to just test my site design. As you may have noticed if you are reading this from the site directly — as against feeds — this post comes under my Asides category. Asides are basically short notes where I either put up links, or insert something random, or where I just say ‘Hi!’. And as Patrix suggested, I also wanted to see how two consecutive inline asides posts would look. So there. More elaborate, and normal posts, will come up in due course of time. (1)
  • Much has happened between then and now. So there is awful lot to blog about. Although, it is unlikely that I would blog every day, rest assured that I am alive and in the best of health, and I will post more often than I have done so far. Anyway, I am now off now to attend to a sore neck. Will be back soon. Pretty soon. Be good. PS: And oh, feel free to look at the new site design. It will be buggy, I can assure you. I did waste some time mucking about with the CSS. So it’s still in beta stage, so to speak. (4)

The World Wide Web Has Crashed

¶ Published Friday, July 20th at 2:10 pm ∞ In Murderous Humour, Videos3 Comments »

The Onion has become a frequent haunt of mine these days, and this one is a classic. Although, I found this video via Lifehacker

This video is a humorous take on the crash of the Internet. Watch it and enjoy!

The Indian Summer in America: Part II

¶ Published Sunday, July 15th at 9:24 am ∞ In Personal, Murderous Humour, Graduate Life, General Rubbish5 Comments »

First time readers, kindly head over to Part I to fully understand and appreciate the essence of this two part series (which could even extend to a third part). Just to remind you, this could be a long, rambling post. Attempt to read only if you have completed every task on your daily chores list.

Last time round, when I posted my comprehensive analysis of American life for an immigrant desi, I made the mistake of not making it comprehensive. Some of the things I thought of adding got left out, and so I needed to put up another post just to complete my analysis. So here goes…

∞ Continued After The Jump →

Why Lionel Messi is the Real Deal

¶ Published Thursday, July 12th at 11:15 am ∞ In Soccer2 Comments »

  • Not just because, in his fledgling career, he’s actually lived up to the expectations that goes with every hot, young Argentinian talent - the comparisons with the legendary Maradona
  • Not just because he’s been the most consistent player for Barcelona last season, when stars like Ronaldinho and Eto’o had injuries, bad form and ego to deal with
  • And, of course, not just because he managed carbon copy versions of both, Diego Maradona’s goal of the century, as well as the hand of God.

∞ Continued After The Jump →

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